I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
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