I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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