there's paper in my vomit.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
The air taste purple.
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