Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
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