her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
Enjoy the penises
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
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