Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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