carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
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Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
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You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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