I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
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just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
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How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
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