Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
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gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
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I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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