i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
My vagina is very pro this idea
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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