stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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