I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
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He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
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I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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