You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
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ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
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He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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