I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
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