I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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