My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
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