check it out our google latitudes are spooning
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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