But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
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