At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
It was a blind-side dick pic.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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