Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
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At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
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You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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