i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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