Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
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Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
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His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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