If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
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The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
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I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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