; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Randomize
