So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
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So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
the day after is always just damage control
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
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I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
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Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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