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Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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