Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
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