What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
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