I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
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he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
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SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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