I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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