I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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