There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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