dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
His hands were made for my vagina.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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