I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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