he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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