was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
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How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
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You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
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