Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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