I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
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