Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
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She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
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Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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