Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
There's a naked man in my car right now.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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