Sry I called you an 8
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
