Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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