Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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