Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
lets start a swedish sibling band together
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
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