he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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