Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
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Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
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I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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