i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
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Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
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Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
my nose is crying tears of wow.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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