i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
as a side note pls kill me
I think I just shit out all my problems.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
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