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(813): View more from Florida

So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly

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(630): View more from Illinois

i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"

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(631): View more from New York

My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..

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(904): View more from Florida

I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job

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(612): View more from Minnesota

You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.

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(802): View more from Vermont

ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss

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(406): View more from Montana

They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that

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(870): View more from Arkansas

God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.

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