i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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