she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
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with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
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Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
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This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
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