wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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