Fine. I'll sleep in my office
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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