There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
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I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
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He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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